boorite u proly have never even met the president before

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whats up i am sebra 139

If you are not trying to be funny then you need to die.

I met President Clinton before and after he was president. I have pictures.

No, I didn't suck his cock.

i'm scared of men in suits they make my sholders trembel

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What others say about boorite!

Thats what he wants you to think...

My 2 new favorite comics.

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What others say about boorite!

gwqaheahe

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whats up i am sebra 139

More like "I am an illiterate fool"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

more like it time for bed now

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whats up i am sebra 139

You're mommy will be by to tuck you in shortly

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

no i tuck myself in to bad ur mom stucks u in

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whats up i am sebra 139

Yeah I remember when she stuck me like a pig and I bled all over the room while a death metal band played in the background.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

i like how jessussandwhich pretends to be so cool on these forums but really he is a nerd

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whats up i am sebra 139

I am about as cool as toothpaste.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

ya u r always in ppls mouth u sicko

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whats up i am sebra 139

Thats probably what you're little brother said but his voice was muffled by the sound of my enormous cock

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

lol i dont have a brother u sicko

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whats up i am sebra 139

He meant sister...

ya humpenstein u smarty

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whats up i am sebra 139

What you type

"bla bla bla u suck"

What we see

"I THINK UNICORNS ARE SEXY, AND I LIVE IN A PINK LEATHER SOCK"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

shut up no1 at this forums even knows who jesussandwhich is cuz he is so boring

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whats up i am sebra 139

Not going to argue with you there, I am virtually unknown. I am nobody and I have a paper bag fetish. I wear brown meaty shoes cause I got a bad case of the gout. I know you want seconds on the corndogs but there's no reason to shout. You know everything is fine down here in "Lunch Lady Land"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[Click to view comic: 'boorite and crabby']

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whats up i am sebra 139

[Click to view comic: 'victor']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.