*Looks down at his feet and kicks a stone*

Yes, Mr. boorite.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I don't want to sound stupid, but why ar we here? I have completely forgotten.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

We were mocking wirthling's feeble genitalia, I think.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sorry. I was bored.

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Why not hand out rifles and let none out?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Narf.

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Eek.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Plonk.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yoink.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I just wanted to have the 500th post.

Pbbblllthttttt.

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[quote]I just wanted to have the 500th post.

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and 501.

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Ha, the pussy didn't even show up! I waited all night in the corner of my lightless locked bathroom.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Check your fridge. He probably broke into your house and peed in your orange juice. That's what I'd have done.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Actually, that isn't orange juice, but urine with a high folic acid count. Sounds strange that I'd keep it in the fridge, but there's a good explanation. It tastes better that way.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Gabriel Billings is a colossal onomatopeia-producing geek.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.