Actually, it just sounds like furry sex.

Does anyone know what I like to do for fun?

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I know WHO you like to do for fun.

Truth or dare?

Dare, but only if it involves me anal raping all the male users on this site.

That donkey eats a lot of bacon. Is he on the Atkins diet?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

More or less, so yes.

It's about that time, will you do it that thing again for me?

If by "that thing" you mean eating lots of baked potatoes while listening the Creedence Clearwater Revival, then yes.

Ashley Judd VS Wil Wheaton: Who would win?

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It's grime time.

The viewing public.

But you knew that, right?

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No, left!

What is that large intestine doing in the back yard?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It's fermenting for dinner later dear!

Can I get that blood transfusion now?

We already did the transfusion... but you never said anything about blood...

So... who replaced Matchy's blood with Vodka? Besides me, of course.

Actually I used Wild Turkey for the transfusion...

Am I dancing with myself?

No. My unruly hair is currently doing the Smurf.

When Prince changed his name to OI-->, was he high or was he really fucking high?

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I has a flavor!

Both.

How the flubb do you pronounce that anyway?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Cunt.

Has anybody seen my car keys?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I took them so you'd be forced to come to my place and make wild monkey love with me.

Okay, where the hell are my pants?

I don't know, I think one of the wild monkeys we were making love with may have eaten them.

Shaken or stirred?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Shaken, then stirred to get that thick, rich, creamy taste.

If not now, maybe later?

Yeah. Later sounds good. I'll bring some snacks.

Anyone else wanna bring something?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'm bringing my wife.

How long do you think me and Alice's marriage will last?

I give it a week.

Does she even know you two are married?

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A little monkey told her.

Is a wet willy foreplay?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Only on the second Tuesday of August on a Leap Year in the middle of San Fransisco involving a pink elephant with a 2 inch penis and a large grilled cheese sandwich.

So, where else do you have a peircing?

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That ridge of skin just where the circumcision blades came together.

How much is too much?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That probably was.

What am I?

You are a plant.

Does Alice take you to wonderland often?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Yes, you'll find me wondering all the time.
Will my ex surprise me when he dies and leave me insurance money?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)