I've heard a vampire's bite is more pleasurable than sex.

What would happen if a vampire bit your wang?

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It would become a Nosferwangtu.

Can I get a witness?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Have you ever seen Air Force One? If so... GET OFF MY PLANE!!!

If Jay Jay the Jet Plane is in it, then yes.

Would you know my name, if I saw you in heaven?

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Well, duh honey bunches!

Two plus two, equals four or twenty-two?

I actually think it equals argyle.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

A thief, dur!

Who want it?

Grease it with that beacon and I'll take it.

Is it the poke or the stroke?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Actually, I ordered the tuna melt.

Who here guessed that I was actually an evil tentacle monster?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Guessed? I KNEW, motherfucker!

Would a body meet a body, coming through the rye?

Not if they were dead bodies. Then they'd just lie there.

Booli Booli, is that salami?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

No. I'm just happy to see you.

Who let the dogs out?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The drunk tree-hugger across the street.

Whats big and blue and covered in slime?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Fourth and fifth on the right.

What's the best horror you've ever seen? Gigli doesn't count.

You're the best whore ever.

What is all you need?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Thats easy. Loads and loads of tentacle rape.

Can you guess what color UE's underpants are?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'm thinking postmodern uberconceptual art deco.

Could the real Davy Jones please stand up?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

He cant. A Jock shoved him in his own locker.

Can I have a bite of your ice cream sandwich?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Only if you rub my tummy and tell me everything is going to be alright.

If albino cross-dressing suicidal midgets knocked on your door for shelter, what would you do?

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Tell them I'm not into Krishna-core.

Is Pepa really saying "Get out yo' dick" in Push It?

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I has a flavor!

I always thought she was saying "Get off my dick".

Have you finished all your homework?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours. ...Homework, that is.

Is that hair in my waffle?

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

No, silly, it was a waffle in your hair.

Johnny, are you queer?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Johnny's not here right now. He's taking a nap because we were up all night having rough sex.

Who farted?

I don't know, but I want to get out of this fucking Hyundai.

Don't you think it would have been great if Beatrix spared Bill instead of making his heart explode?