. . . performing interpretive dance with a diminuative garter snake . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...with an inferiority complex stemming from...

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. . . having been forced to wear a helmet as a child and ride the "little bus" to school which, as we all know, is tantamount to . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...mounting a Tant, one of the large ruminants that roams the wild plains of...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

. . . Crapatia, a country still prostrate before a tyrannical despot, the Galactic Overlord Xenu, who sadistically enjoys . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...being a Cincinnati Bengals fan, which as we all know is...

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I has a flavor!

...prison lingo for being the receiving end of gay prison sex, although people commonly associate the term with...

...fetuccini alfredo, ever since...

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...Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

. . . opened that improvisational theater company in Tulsa that specializes in . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

... Tuvan throat singing and ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . vigorously masturbating the penis puppet guys from the Burning Man festival, which incidentally . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

... refers to the burning sensation they feel while urinating, due an infection they got from ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . Margret Thatcher when they were in the Tori party together, which was remarkably similar to . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...the burning sensation when you use lye as a "personal lubricant" after...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...being too drunk to see what you were doing at the wild, two-day "Tori" party thrown annually in a particularly seedy part of Manchester by a little known tribe of cannibals who are sponsored by...

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... Budweiser, who's slogan "When you need something to wash the taste of semen out of your mouth" ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...was a big hit with the Welsh, because...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... they're Welsh, enough said ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . and we all know what the Welsh tend to do when they get half a dozen ring-tailed lemurs, a gallon of pancake batter and . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

... and tons of VX gas and anthrax, which if they find an efficient way to disperse it, they can use to ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...re-animate Princess Diana, although the only problem with that plan is that...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

they're likely to reanimate Charles as well, ...

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...a man who enjoys having sex with plants, especially...

...Venus flytraps, because they're so...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.