Because you live in a cave and have no adress.

Who farted?

He who smelt it delt it, my friend.

If man was meant to smoke, wouldn't God have set him on fire long ago?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Isn't that the moral of the story?

Why can't 700 homeless people working 24 hrs a day in libraries across the nation find a damn orange wassup pic?

They're just not trying hard enough.

What would happen if you successfully divided by zero?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hitler's ASS would explode.

Has anyone seen my pineapples?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Not lately, but we have time to fix that!

What the hell is up with Michael Jackson?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

His dick in a little boy's mouth.

Who else thinks "titties" is a fun, fun word to say?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Apparently just you.

How do YOU eat your Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'll give you a hint, it ain't with my mouth.

What is the perfect gift?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Sex. Lots of sex.

Where the fuck can I get a decent burger in this town?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Nowhere, but I've got something better for you anyway. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

How many times can I make a lame post to this thread before someone will pitch a stale muffin at my head in an attempt to assasinate me?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

In the end, you will win.

Four plus four, equal to fourty-four?

I'm sorry, that is incorrect. You are the weakest link.

Can you smell what the rock is cookin?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

There is no spoon.

I could have sworn at least one of you also liked the word "titties", right?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I like the titties themselves and so I guess the word by association.

What the hell?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

According to one old dead guy, it's pretty cold.

What the hell is your problem?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I just noticed that I got 666th post!

Who really cares though?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I thought I cared. I was wrong.

Is there a test I can use next time to be sure?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Only if you've been inducted into Carp Knuckles Curling School.

What?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I said "Your hamster just died after Boinky farted."

Am I invited to the funeral?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The kitchen's just been installed, Aunt Jemima.

What?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Nya?

Huh?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Hmmm?

Eh?

RAR!

If you are a dinosaur, or want to be one, who would you call?

Oprah.

What's the Gaelic word for "grace"--as in "the unmerited love and favour of God?"

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