...nostril...

---
...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...and then...

---
"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

...a...

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

... pack of Ravenous Vegetarians Come to Eat It," an emotional piece about his hard life growing up in the barren fields of...

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

... the Caspian Sea, where he and a gang of Mexican banditos eked out a living by ...

---
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...backing the Dixie Chicks, no, wait, that was a Mexican band...and believe me when I tell you that what they did with Earl was so horrifying that...

---
“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...I had to stalk Celene Dion, expecially after that time she...

---
...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... left a flaming bag of dog crap on my ...

---
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . first-born's forehead, which . . .

---
The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...due to a genetic defect had a birthmark on it that looked just like the words...

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

. . .Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori, words that ring hollow in the face of . . .

---
The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

... the new movie starring Pauley Shore and Carrot Top about ...

---
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...the life and works of Toulouse Lautrec and his contemporaries during a time of post-war disillusionment, as they struggle to define a new artistic vision born of...

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

... elbow macaroni glued on corrugated cardboard and painted with water colors ...

---
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . and hamsters trained in pancratium, which . . .

---
The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...is normally performed by gerbils, inciting...

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

... a race riot, the size of which suprised even seasoned New Yorkers ...

---
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...when they noticed they had been mentioned in post number 666...

---
"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

...which is, of course, the Number of the Beast, the number that signifies Satan our Dark Lord who loves us and gives us his undying...

---
...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... one-eyed trouser snake ...

---
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...which obviously wasn't unblindable-- wait a minute, the "one-eyed trouser snake" is actually a term for the...

...artist formerly known as...

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...Vincent Van Gogh -- no, wait, that was the one-eared trouser snake, it must have been the artist formerly known as...

---
...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...d_colon, the artist formerly known as nsect, the artist formerly known as sub_m7, the artist formerly known as bio4ema, the artist formerly known as...

. . . Bob Ross, a respected painter of very poor-quality landscapes and obvious drug user who often . . .

---
The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.