grásta.

What's the difference between a guy with no nose and a guy with no dick?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

5 inches.

What kind of [u]Discount Quality Aprons[/u] do people who play [u]Inflatable Games[/u] wear?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Inflatable ones?

Shymkent styvkellonia bypswetzch?

Only if possums doesn't stop giving me that hummer.

Where is the fucking remote?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Keeping the gerbils in your ass company.

Who put the bomp in the bomp shoo bomp shoo bomp?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

MC Pushkin.

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Eddie Griffin in "Armageddon".

Truth or dare?

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8===D

a fucking ruler

who is hotter your mom or your-self

wait shit that didn't answer your Q....truth

(same Q that I asked last time)

What's with the stars thing?

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I dumb :D

It's all about the benjamins.

Why do people still insist on giving out fruitcake at christmas?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

They only give it to people they don't like.  That's also why you get so much of it.

Does Donald Trump really think there's a single person on earth who doesn't laugh at his hair?

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"Old" is the old new.

Donald Trump doesn't think anything. The hairpiece does it for him.

You're fired.

What do you get when you cross a Sherpa with a baloney sandwich?

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What others say about boorite!

Korean food.

 What do you get when you cross an interstellar gravitational anomoly with a hundred and fifty pounds of Beluga caviar?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Star trek.

Who doesn't not like Batman?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

me. he's not tormented enough.

why does New Jersey exist?

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Kill Whitey.

New York needs someplace to dump their shit.

Is it wrong to find a Jeopardy Teen Tournament contestant smokin' hot?

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I has a flavor!

What is, "It depends on if he is your type or not", Alex.

Why aren't the band, "The Barenaked ladies", bare naked ladies?

Because The Dixie Chicks don't really have Dix.

Which is closer, New Jersy or Uranus?

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Uranus is closer to being colonized by humans.

What is the coolest way to get arrested?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Copulating with a penguin.

 Why is my thumb tingling?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

It's stapled to the dead baby.

How much is enough?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Apparently that was enough.

Which is crazier, crazy or insane?

If you're crazy, people just ignore you, but if you're insane then you are pitied and reviled by society at large.

Why haven't Emo kids killed themselves off by now?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Because that would be, like, totally conformist.

 

Why the French?