Oscar Wilde was a famous gay man who spent all day writing quotes that would be quoted for the next 500 years by people everywhere.

He also wrote some books and plays, but he is most remembered for having invented tennis.

AH! I suck at remembering authors. I prolly read some of his works. Probably in college with a Proffesor who was crazy.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

[quote]Oscar Wilde was a famous gay man who spent all day writing quotes that would be quoted for the next 500 years by people everywhere.

He also wrote some books and plays, but he is most remembered for having invented tennis.[/quote]

Now you are messing with me. That dude did not invent tennis.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

He did, however, invent the insouciant hair flip.

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[quote][quote]Oscar Wilde was a famous gay man who spent all day writing quotes that would be quoted for the next 500 years by people everywhere.

He also wrote some books and plays, but he is most remembered for having invented tennis.[/quote]

Now you are messing with me. That dude did not invent tennis.[/quote]This is a momentous event, people! Those two brain cells floating around in blt's head actually collided and produced intelligent thought!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

AH! I suck at remembering authors. I prolly read some of his works. Probably in college with a Proffesor who was crazy.[/quote]

shut up, dumb bitch, and go back to reading the Adventrues of Mary Kate and Ashley.

Was your professor crazy because s/h/it made you read Oscar Wilde or was s/h/it just crazy?

here's one that i believe missed your keen eye, idiots guide to not acting like an ass and pissing off people to the point that they loathe you

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I hate vivisecting jokes... *sigh*

BLT, you wrote a "comeback" to someone that was something along the lines of "No, you shut up". The ingenious wit displayed made me think of another great wit, Oscar Wilde, who, apart from being an author and playwright, was also famous for his quick wit and brilliant comebacks and putdowns.

I thought my reply was a little more subtle and fun than a simple "Nice comeback, doofus".

...you fucking DOOFUS!

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If you're going to use internet idiot speak like "prolly", commit to it. Don't jump ship in the next sentence.

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oh no. we have not even begun with you , little girl.

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