... played with himself while watching re-runs of Who's The Boss and drinking...

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I has a flavor!

. . . Absinth with petrol chasers and reciting great tracts of . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

... political criticism by Marx, Zeppo Marx, the forgotten Marx Brother, who in 1949, single handedly ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...put one of his legs in my hand and honked his horn...no, wait, that wasn't Zeppo, it was...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...Gummo, the forgotten Marx brother, remembered for.... well, nothing, he's forgotten, except for that incident where he...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...accidentally forgot where he put his hand while gumming my leg, and just as he started blowing his horn...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

... which is a polite way of saying, he ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

....sucked his semen through a straw, he took the gerbal and...

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not_Scyess ate my Sig.

...dressed it in a French maid's outfit, then began singing...

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I has a flavor!

..."Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's Cunt" by Cannibal Corpse, which is about...

...three inches long when fully erect, much to the chagrin of President Bush's wife, who compensates for his "lack of lengthitude" by...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

. . . "disciplining" herself with a can of cheeze spread and four feet of rubber tubing, which can often . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...wonder why there have been so many complete non-sequiturs in this thread of late...

... considering: dark days before the war, balls to the wall, out strays your uncle, and ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...well, "out" is the right word, as your uncle reveals his secret life as a she-male prostitute, mainly because he's "hard up" for cash and would like you to be his next client, so you naturally...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... ask him to pick up that five spot you just dropped with his tongue while you and slip your ...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

. . .well concealed lemur out of it's holster and . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...spank that monkey like...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

there is no tomorrow.

...for clueless newbies who use their first post in an attempt to end a run-on sentence, the punishment for which will be being forced to read all of boinky's comics until...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... their brain melts in a disgusting ooze with the consistancy of ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...hot steaming man chowder...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... or a prolonged and vigorous rogering by Stripcreator regular ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . israphael, who's enormous "talent" will leave you breathtakingly . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...aghast, largely because of the distraction caused by the enormous tattoo on his chest, depicting...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.