Because they have that certain je ne sais quoi.

Gas or electric?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gas. It can at least blow shit up.

Why is the internet so full of freaks who think they have a "lifestyle?"

Because the internet itself is a lifestyle.

"Pointe of No Return" or "Here There Be Monsters"?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Here there be monsters for no other reason than this isn't the "Who would win...?" thread goddamnit!

Is the pot of jambalaya in my fridge that's been there since middle of February still good?

Sources reveal that it would be foolish to eat Valentines Day  jambalaya after St Patrics Day.

But, can I still have a bowl?

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Yes. But, you can't have any arrows.

If black people were made of actual chocolate, would it be racist to eat them?

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Only if they can eat White Chocolate.

Is it worth getting a Playstation 3?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Only if you have 'wallet lube'.

If my granny falls over in the middle of the night and there's no-one there, does she still make a sound?

If her hearing aid is working, then yes.

Why did I just forget what I was going to ask?

A Cow Wrangler!

What is the capital of Botswana?

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That was Explicit