I'm not bumping I'm just seeing a more awsome thing than the last.

REALY awsome trust me. Just find the video.

it's 50 megs but I thought it was worth it. Read some of the thread first.

It's the sound of millions of tormented souls installing RealPlayer on their computers.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

But it inspired a comic contest entry:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: The Road To Hell Is Filled With Potholes']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

True Porn Clerk Stories.

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

THAT'S IT! I'M SWITCHING!

Sorry, long download time.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[quote]True Porn Clerk Stories.

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475
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That is one of the best things I've ever read.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Wasn't that on im4Trador?

Uh... how the hell did you ever find in4mador when you can't spell it?

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Very amusing. (In case you were having problems, right-click on israphael's link and Save Target As...)

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Gimmee dat ole time religion!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

DexX: Whatever. I have a link for it, but it's not on this computer.

Why are you such a choad, Nate?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Bring your head up from down there and you'll see more of me.

Ooh, LadyJ's back! (Though to be honest, I prefer her front.)

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I would say "It was nice knowing you", but that would be a lie.

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This is not my empire.

I would say, "I'm sorry, that's not nice of me" but I've never seen reason to be otherwise.

http://espn.go.com/rpm/2002/0805/1414375.html

Poor Barbie.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm feeling guilty. I'm sorry.

Sorry for being a choad? Good! Work on it.

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Ooh, LadyJ's back! (Though to be honest, I prefer her front.)[/quote]
But, but... several hundred dollars and 6 hours of excruciating pain went into making my back pretty. The front is naturally occurring.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I hope you're talking about chiropractics. If not, I am deeply disturbed.

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The tattoo, dinkus.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Pictures, dammit!

"I don't even want to do anything that feels good for six hours." -- Rita Rudner paraphrased.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Oh, good. I can now purge my tortured mind of those horrific images.

Instead, I will imagine a high speed pulsing needle ripping apart flesh and injecting dye into it many times per second.

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I haven't updated the site in forever, but the pics of the tattoo can be found at http://www.ladyj.net/newtat/

Scroll down to the bottom and you can read about the process from the beginning. The healing stages are awesome.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent