That whomps, prickly!

littlekitty! I don't have more than one account!!!!!

Goddamn it! What do I have to do to get that little bastard to hate me?

SVKomix, that's what everyone says. But almost everyone on this site has another account. I do, but I don't use it to play myself up to other people. Maybe if you didn't act like a 12 year old permanently, you'd make more friends than people that poke fun at you.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I have two other accounts that I still use. I have many others I stopped using.

littlekitty I'm 37 years old! What makes you think I am a kid?

constant spelling errors

childish behaviour

Wait....you're 37? Dear god!!!!!!!!

He is four years older than boinky!

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FIVE!

Damn, now boorite will be ashamed to give him peer advice.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You're 37? Wow. You're 18 years older than I am and I still act more mature.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Oh yeah, he's 34 years older than my cats and they act waaaaaay more mature than he does! And they lick their own butt!

I think that SVKomix is a strange little gnome from parts unknown and can only be killed by burning down his home.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think he lives in the Alamo, and runs around the Alamo every day wearing different Alamo heads (Alamo heads are giant papier-mache' heads of Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie, Santa Ana, etc.) because he wants people to start calling him "The Phantom of the Alamo." But, to his chagrin, they never will. I don't know why I think this.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I do not run Alamo.

By god! Its that their fucktard!

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He's twenty-two years older than me and I could still kick his ass in a "Decency and Spelling" contest.

I also have another name. You guys might know him as Jorgen. The biggest fault I made with Jorgen was, uh, not using his hi-freakin'-larious comics as my own. Because they were the best thing I ever did.

[I just wanted to make sure you all read this twice.]

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

SVKomics and his sister.

PS:I know I stole it from Evilzak.

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JESUSSANDWICH You have went past the line! The line when you can't sign up for being my soldier.

you meen you and your 2 year old sister right jessusandwich?

ps HA HA

no. JESUSSANDWICH did that to make fun of me!!! Oh well did you see my new comics?

I never would have guessed.

Yes and I want that five minutes of my life back.

Plus when you said that you can't get me to hate you. I alreaady hate you. ivytherose!

I'm a simple houseplant, not a flowering bush, doofus.

And you hated me before I tried to get you to hate me? Wow. You don't waste any time hating people before you have a reason.

Wait, were you the one I stole cookies from in kindergarten?