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[Click to view comic: 'The secret of life is perspective.']

If I had my druthers I'd probably change the second panel to "Are you crazy?! There's a 30-foot wave coming right at us!" Also, if I had my druthers, I'd stop using words like hence and druthers.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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[Click to view comic: 'Here's One']

Five days after I got here I wrote my favorite comic. And it's been all down hill since.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Here's another one of mine that sems to get me to snicker.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

My first use of the city buildings background.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I always liked my Lowpass Nights ones. This is my favourite of that series.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I like to make up new words.
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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Probably my personal favourite.
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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I think I like this one the best.
[Click to view comic: 'Jesus explains creation']

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I LIVE!

Or maybe this one.
[Click to view comic: 'the confusion of one disciple']

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I LIVE!

Apejuice's "Jesus explains creation" has to be one of the all-time best strips on this site.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Coming in at number five:
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Mediocrity at its most average.

Number Four:
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Mediocrity at its most average.

Number three:
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I kind of like this one.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Number Two:
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There's a squishy place in my heart for this one.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Number one:
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My best friend's life is undoubtedly more comical than mine.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'all that will be left']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[Click to view comic: 'and it's still funny!']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[Click to view comic: 'the IRS blows goats.']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[Click to view comic: 'whack']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

...and lastly, the comic that won me my first contest,

[Click to view comic: 'CC #31 - Captain Monosyllabic to the rescue!']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I believe I can take credit for that. He appeared in a few of my "A nation perplexed" strips. Oddly enough, I scarcely knew a thing about Strom Thurmond before writing those strips. I needed six characters who could be Congresspeople, and I thought it would be great if he was one. Then I thought he should be from South Carolina, since they had that whole business with flying the Confederate flag over their capitol. So I did a little research on Congresspeople from South Carolina, and ST turned out to be a perfect fit.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Hey, I'm not one to blow my own trumpet (I wish!) but thanks a lot DexX.

(I just thought I'd include the quote for anyone who might have missed it earlier)

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I LIVE!

Ah, that's right. When I read it I pictured his toothless gums flapping and his white knuckles as he clung to the flag and the war, reluctant to give them up. Good stuff.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Never underestimate the genius of 'You can't pronounce your own name, can you, Captain Monosyllabic?'

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

In the meantime, I have no classics. All of my good uns are much the same. For example...

[Click to view comic: 'Reasons Why You Can't Do A Party In A Lowpass Comic...']

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.