Can you? I insist.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I hear Nintendo is coming out with a new system code named the Number Two. It's controlled by contractions by your sphincter.

That would still beat the DS interface.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

As a ultra-collector no-life asshole, I will be getting all three of the next-gen systems. Which one am I most hopeful for? The Xbox 360 somewhat tickles my fancy much in terms of launch games, although Gears Of War and Quake 4 look pretty interesting. Call Of Duty 2 looks great, and it'll be fun to finally get to play Kameo: Elements Of Power (which I planned on getting when it was revealed as a Gamecube launch title a few years back). Also, Dead Or Alive 4, because I'm a sucker for those fighting games.

As far as the PS3 and Revolution go, we don't really know enough about these systems for me to make a prediction, but from the sound of it, Sony's box will get the most playtime around here for the third straight generation.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

Didn't Intellivsion have a revolutionary touch-pad controller in 1980 that enabled different button schemes for individual games?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-