I have no idea what use I have for kangaroo body guards, but okay.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'We need more power, Cap'n!']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Heres why you need kangaroo body guards']

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor Physics - Guest Starring the Asian Girls']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Since when do I say this?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You say it all the time in my strips.

That should cover his weekend.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I saw this coming a mile off. Still made me laugh though.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'Dr Nemo or Captain Suess']

I made this before I read the others..... honest.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

[Click to view comic: 'I'm Floundering for Good Ideas.....']

I'm so sorry for this one.. I really really am, I am soooo very very... oh fuck it. no im not.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Here's another really obvious one that everybody could see strolling down Main Street from a mile away:

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]Here's another really obvious one that everybody could see strolling down Main Street from a mile away:

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I caught the satellite image as it crossed the atlantic.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'Strolling through the city at Night']

Great art, DexX!

I don't know who I'm gonna by a beer for first when we finally have a stripper meet: Brad, DexX, or myself so I can stomach being around you people.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Now we need everyone's eyes for the black background. Tobor eyes, and kaufman eyes, and Dr. Pedantic eyes... everyone's eyes, all at the right height. The possibilities are endless.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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Cool idea. Maybe the eyes and teeth for the scientist character.

Look like the Cheshire Cat. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Benny']

One day I will create a new character song to express my joy at seeing them.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[quote][quote]Here's another really obvious one that everybody could see strolling down Main Street from a mile away:

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I caught the satellite image as it crossed the atlantic.

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But you didn't write it did you?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

Last one till the revolution.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Look Before You Leap']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Billy, did you leave the zebra under the microscope again?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Mishap on the Set']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

You know the thing I just realized? That black background has now effectively eliminated the requirement that a strip must be 3 panels. We can now do one or two panel strips and just throw black backgrounds in to compensate.

Very nice.

[Click to view comic: 'Mad']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Blatantly ripping off ObiJo's "mad"']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Good,cuz I had the urge to do the following since I saw your 10X Zebra.

[Click to view comic: 'Smiling Hockey Player']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.