itsclark, you forgot the Biblical quote! Unless "being marooned on a desert island sucks" is a line from the Bible.

Oh, wait, you had one in the title. Hmm. I guess that counts.

Yeah, I realize the quote is shoe-horned in there pretty awkwardly, but I'd pretty much exhausted my biblical knowledge with my first effort. Chalk it up to "poor comic research".

If only I weren't so busy wrangling pink donkeys...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Hem hem. Just wanted to say congratules on winning
CC65. When I saw that strip, I had a shot of semen.
If I can get round to it, I may even put in a
biblical ragtime epic ballad strip. 'Mock the Devil
and He will flee from thee,' as Macphisto used to say!!!
However, I may instead decide to concentrate on my
essay. You don't happen to know anything about the
effects of democratisation in Taiwan do you, cos I sure
don't!!!?!

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

Afraid not. But you could try clicking here.
If you're wanting to enter, you'd best be swift. You only have about five and a half hours until the contest closes.