Okay, I'm all packed and going to bed. USA, I'm heading your way.

See you at the airport, chicka, you'll recognise me easily, I'll be the cunt.

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Dad was flammable

[quote]Okay, I'm all packed and going to bed. USA, I'm heading your way.

See you at the airport, chicka, you'll recognise me easily, I'll be the cunt.[/quote]

Kajun you'll be flying into Missouri. You'll need to specify WHICH cunt.

So...what am I supposed to wear? I have like velvet and sequined formal wear and jeans and tshirts.

The attire is semi formal. Make your own idea of what that is based on your society. I honestly wouldn't wear jeans, but if you need to raid my closet I have some pretty awesome stuff in there that I don't have the legs for.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Also, my cat is either really lonely or in heat. Keep that in mind all people passing through my home.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

See, if this was the Victorian era through the 50's, I'd have an idea of what to wear. But this being an era devoid of class, I'm totally clueless. I could wear a skirt, but there's that whole velvet-sequined thing. I guess I could buy something. I've been meaning to get a new wardrobe anyway. Read: One that doesn't involve stuff to wear to Wal-Mart.

This is what I get for spending my life in the Eternal Laundry Day Ensemble. That, and designers don't know how to make clothing that fits female body parts anymore. No wonder all my clothes are from the men's department.

It's a shame Kajun didn't bring his kilt, you'd look good in it. But that would leave Kajun in his underpants and

a) That would make us all boak with disgust.
b) Boorite would get aggravated that another guy stole his gig.

I'm intending to wear black trousers and shirt and tie; if this is too formal I can take the tie off.

I fly in 15 hours, wish me luck.

Any last minute requests?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

If I was going to be there, I'd say bring some of that old jes_l elixir that frightens and excites me. Sadly, I won't be there but you all have standing invites to stop by and get drunk at my place.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Well, I managed to get here, although I was brutally violated in Chicago.

Just a tip, Jesley, if they start interviewing you about your trip, don't say you're meeting someone you know from the internet. I was left having to hold up my jeans whilst I walked through the metal detector with no shoes, jacket or belt. This was all after the finger printing and retinal scanning.

I'm not even joking.

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Dad was flammable

And he still owes me for the parking tab.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

And he still owes me for the parking tab.

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Mediocrity at its most average.