I'd prefer a macaca mulatta.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ok.... that's two snooty yuppie coffees, two crap upper deck seats, three mustard-smothered fuck-only-knows-whats-in-them weenies, four beers, a Coke, and parking.

That'll be $102.59

Enjoy yorselves at the game, and remember: No swearing, smoking, spitting or photographs.

Thank you

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Actually I ordered a monkey from southern asia.

You'd have had the common courtesy to notice that if you weren't so busy beating the fuck out of the beer concessionist.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

He was abusing your monkey. And he spilled my $6.00 beer.

Sorry.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

$6.00 for a beer?

[u]American[/u] money???

That's, like, the price of a whole house over here...

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[quote]He was abusing your monkey. And he spilled my $6.00 beer.

Sorry.[/quote]Na, that's okay. I was kind of pissed they made me buy a ticket for the monkey anyway.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Are you kidding me? We got it all here at American ballparks! $6.00 domestic beer, $8.00 imports, $4.00 street vendor weenies, $2.50 popcorn, $45.00 T-Shirts, $90.00 Jerseys, $3.50 coffees, $27.00 seats....

This is America's game, pal! And were going to price it out of the reach of all of those Goddamned immigrants and foreigners if it's the last thing we do!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]$6.00 for a beer?

[u]American[/u] money???[/quote]Well, not real beer, of course. That would cost $8 at the ballpark.

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I'd prefer a macaca mulatta.[/quote]

Are you saying you'd rather suck macaque?

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What others say about boorite!

I'm saying I'd rather suck macaque. I'd never have to leave the house again.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

OK, I'm not gonna post it here, but if you search Google for "limberoni". . .

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What others say about boorite!

I refer you to Denis Leary

"Moccachino , Cappuchino , Frappachino , Rappachino , Al Pacino. Why cant i get a regular coffee anymore."

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Search for it? It's my wallpaper.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.