[Click to view comic: 'He found sweater in garbage can. THAT IS WHY FANCY!']

OK I AM DONE NOW! Government has found me and I go to Gulag with infamous rapist Angry Kolar! SEE YOU IN TWO MORE YEARS WHEN I POLITICAL ASYLUM!!

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I am Bastard of Thread_Jew. He is died. Oh well.

You can stay at my house when you make it through customs.  And by 'at my house' I mean 'behind my garage where the neighbors can't see you'.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Behind homeowner garage, You will film me with American camcorder while I make sweet rape to family pet yes? I cannot work job, because Tajiki government sawed off my fingers after apple-cart robbery of 1996, but tape of me and dog will get many dollars on eBay. This will be rent thankyou. Hello.

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I am Bastard of Thread_Jew. He is died. Oh well.

LOL

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asssss

three words.

Hill-ar-i-ous

maybe four

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Three word yes... Do@not be laughing out loudly, this is seriously! My father Thread_Jew classic, locked me in chicken shack until I was age twelve! The chickens were nice to me until I ate egg of boss chicken Fagin! Then Fagin and other chickens started to rape my asshole with their beaks. I learned I must rape back in order to survive! Penetrate other asshole or your asshole will be penetrated! This is American Warlord Bush doctrine of preemption yes? I want to be GOOD AMERICAN! If you ask I will rape dog, mother or baby.

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I am Bastard of Thread_Jew. He is died. Oh well.