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Christ on a cellphone.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[quote]Here is a poem I wrote about people who use cel phones:

Cell phone fuckers
Beep-beep! Smash!
Flabbity creech gibble gorp,
You are dead.[/quote]

Sniff! That was... so beautiful.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who couldn't get off his cell phone
For one god damn instant
Fucking asshole

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What others say about boorite!

now we know who jesus was talkin to

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what if nigger meant kite

My cell phone has basically two uses: When I need to make a quick call to ask a question (usually directions) or when I need to use a phone at home. I don't use the phone to just "talk" to people for the most part. In California, they want to make it illegal to use your cell phone in the car. This I can understand, because there are a lot of people out there who have the damn thing to their ear from the moment they get in the car to the moment they get out. It's bad enough people don't know how to use a turn signal. Those people really don't need extra distractions to fuck up their already limited ability to drive.
That said, almost all the use I get out of my cell phone comes from quick calls to ask/answer a question or to get directions. Obviously something needs to be done, but making it illegal to use a cell phone while driving pretty much makes having a cell phone pointless. Personally I think the cops just need to pull over more idiot drivers and leave the rest of us who can walk and chew gum at the same time alone.
What we really need to do is get rid of people who wear watches that cost more than a new computer, yet have no numbers on the face. If you buy a $2000 timepiece, you've got more problems than a Rolex is going to fix. Having a watch like that doesn't mean you're rich, it just means you like throwing money away.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Ooooh, a Flintstones phone! I wanna call Wilma!"

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I has a flavor!

I keep forgetting my phone exists. The last several times I went out of town I forgot to bring it. I'm thinking of getting rid of it. The only problem is when I need it, I really need it. But that's only once a year.

I'm going to be sexist for a moment and say that the ratio of men to women using handsfree devices in their cars is about 1000:1. Whenever I notice someone with a phone to an ear, it's almost always a woman, and when I see someone appearing to be talking on a handsfree, its always (not almost always) a man. Of course, that could mean more men are talking to themselves, but you can usually see the Borg-like earpiece. The only exception seems to be Nextel users (who are the most annoying cell-phone users because they have the speaker phones screeching at top volume, which they tend to match when talking back...plus that annoying bleep sound...ugh). Also, no woman I know uses a handsfree, and I know some guys who bought them for their wives, and they don't use them for various reasons.

I always use my bluetooth earpiece or speaker phone when I'm driving, so at least my cell phone use is no more distracting than a conversation with a passenger.

I think I'm the only girl in this town that has a handsfree earpiece. Of course, there's only one other person in town that I've seen with a handsfree. Everyone else just jams the phone in their face and wanders around with dead eyes and drooling mouths.

Also, most girls here talk on their cell while they walk or ride a bike while most guys here talk on their cell while they drive a car or skateboard.

A girl talking on her cell while riding a bike is one of the most annoying things on the planet. But not near as annoying as women with six kids in an SUV who think that just because they got knocked up and pooped out a few squaling parasites, the rules of right-of-way don't apply to them and turn signals are just an unneeded accessory.