You can have Al Gore's if you can pull it out of his ass.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I know for a fact that Al Gore's poo is delicious.

[Click to view comic: 'A Problem With The World']

 [Click to view comic: 'Fried Octosquid']

[Click to view comic: 'Attention World']

[Click to view comic: 'So Tired']

[Click to view comic: 'On Rights, Entitlement']

[Click to view comic: 'Although I'm A Gigantic Fag...']

I'm going to start a religion around you. It will contain lots of gay fucking and huge boners.

It shall be called ISLAM

Please don't sue.

[Click to view comic: '7th Century AD']

FIVE STARS!!!

[Click to view comic: 'What Did You Do This Weekend?']

[Click to view comic: 'Apples and Bananas']

[Click to view comic: 'A Super Funny Joke']

If muffindance's comics were in a tangible, fuckable form, I'd have sex with them and never ever stop.

Someone please write a song called "Several Miles of Cock". It would be a chart topper just for that alone.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Hi everyone! My name is Muffindance and I am not dead so here are some comics for you!!!!!!!!!!

[Click to view comic: 'Hobbies']

[Click to view comic: 'The Bill of Rights']

[Click to view comic: 'Important Questions']

Another fresh batch!!!!!!! Baked with love (and semen)

[Click to view comic: 'Fat Faggot']

[Click to view comic: 'Education']

[Click to view comic: 'Marijuana']

You never cease to arouse me.