[quote]Portrait of the Bunner as a young man:
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I have not ever owned anything this motherfucking ugly in my life, including my old, beige, 1974 Ford Torino.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

that looks like it's from pimphats.

I was pretty stupid back then.

Do you ever look in the mirror and say to yourself, Boy, I was pretty stupid a few years ago? Even months? or weeks? A lot of people could say they are smarter today than they were yesterday, but it could just be that they are hung over.
Whatever. I think most people are embarresed by they idiotic actions of the past. yes or no?

yes.

most people ARE embarrased by your idiotic actions of the past

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

ho ho ho

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Dad was flammable

[quote]yes.

most people ARE embarrased by your idiotic actions of the past[/quote]

Yes, I'm embarrassed by his idiotic actions.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

their*
idiotic
actions

so
sorry.
forget it.

All I meant was, do you ever look in the mirror and say you(looking in the mirror) were so stupid a time ago?

The guy in the mirror is me, why would I be talking to him? unless I was insane, which I don't think I am.

sometimes I do point and wink at myself in the mirror though.

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Dad was flammable

say, think, whatever.

dont be stupid.

oh wait...\/

[quote]The guy in the mirror is me, why would I be talking to him? unless I was insane, which I don't think I am.

sometimes I do point and wink at myself in the mirror though.[/quote]

God damn it, I fell out of my chair just now...

Im 27 now.

Obijo. I have escaped being your Age Buddy.

IM NOT GOING BACK GODDAMNIT. YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

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w00t

[quote]lara7 --------------------- 31
itsclark ------------------- 33
wirthling ------------------ 34
fuzzyman ----------------- 36
kaufman ------------------ 40
Spankling ----------------- 42
bunnerabb ---------------- 45

I'm the 7th oldest of that list?! geez. am I at least the only unmarried one of the 30+ crowd?
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More like the 8th oldest. You can wedge me between Spankling and kaufman. I'm 41.

As for the unmarried part, we can fix that. After all I'm taking applications for the position of being my next ex-wife.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

In two years, I'll be exactly twice as old as my youngest sister Jenny, who four years ago was half as old as my brother Mark will be next year. Nine years from now all our ages will be even multiples of eight, and the year after that the sum of our ages, divided by 3, will be 96.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This is not a pretty picture.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

How long will it take to fill up the bath?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

It's my birthday soon, I was born on the 12th day of Christmas, when (according to my mum) the wisemen came.

The wisemen were flammable.

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Dad was flammable

Ewwww.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

It's hard to believe, but the Clarkster is also unattached. How such a prize has managed to go unclaimed is beyond imagining.[/quote]

I'm 32, fixing to be 33 in Feb...and amazingly enough to, I'm unattached also. Santa didn't deliver on the Man under the tree with the red bow this year. Fat Bastard!! ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Shake the tree! I'm hiding in the branches! (and those pine needles are tickling my sack. ho ho ho.)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]

I'm 32, fixing to be 33 in Feb...[/quote]

I'm presuming that pic of you on DexX's site is from high school, then, I was hoping you still didn't have mall-hair....;)

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

[quote]

I'm 32, fixing to be 33 in Feb...and amazingly enough to, I'm unattached also. Santa didn't deliver on the Man under the tree with the red bow this year. Fat Bastard!! ;)[/quote]

Whoa..I'm not the oldest "girl" here after all!! Yay!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[quote][quote]

I'm 32, fixing to be 33 in Feb...[/quote]

I'm presuming that pic of you on DexX's site is from high school, then, I was hoping you still didn't have mall-hair....;)[/quote]

Actually nope, that was for a company shindig last year. The hair was flatter than a pancake the minute I walked out the front door. In Texas, that is nowhere even CLOSE to big mall hair.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I'm 34.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Shit.... I did that over a decade ago.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'll be 28 on the 29th January, and Bec's and my sixth wedding anniversary will be on the 16th March. Married at 22 (Bec was 21) and still very happy together.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

So do we all have an open invite to the party then?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"