...and an extraneous apostrophe.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[quote]Hmmmm....... I'm listed as first on there list of enemies. Looks like I've finally made it people.

Did anyone else notice the absence of a certain Mr.Billings from that list? Also pay attention to his list of possible allies both are Billings counterparts.

[/quote]

Nice try, superfly. But as you well know the King has been posting pretty regularly whilst I was out of commission the entire weekend in your neck of the woods watching this gentleman smack people around. And I have witnesses.

And bruises.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

...and an extraneous apostrophe.[/quote]

I think my copy of Jesus 2.0 eliminates that bug.

I got to the second on that list.

I believe that means i get more respect from the newbies than the regulars.

*contemplates switching sides*

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[quote]
Nice try, superfly. But as you well know the King has been posting pretty regularly whilst I was out of commission the entire weekend in your neck of the woods watching this gentleman smack people around. And I have witnesses.

And bruises.[/quote]

Sigh. Gabe won't give the proper credit for his bruises. Ya'll thought it was coincidence we were both in Chicago this weekend?

ps. I need that harness back by next weekend.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I'm number one on that list baby! NUMBER ONE!

I went from being the worst newbie ever to public enemy number one against the newbie collective.

[quote]I'm number one on that list baby! NUMBER ONE!

I went from being the worst newbie ever to public enemy number one against the newbie collective.[/quote]
Lesson to be learned: You are good at irritating people. Well done!

Gotta love this kid!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]Sigh. Gabe won't give the proper credit for his bruises. Ya'll thought it was coincidence we were both in Chicago this weekend?

ps. I need that harness back by next weekend.[/quote]
What's everyone doing in Chicago? I moved out of there not long ago. Do any of you ever make it to Seattle?

I mean... you can leave the harness at home. I'm just askin.

...and an extraneous apostrophe.[/quote]I'm funny in the sense that I don't care much when others make spelling mistakes, but hate when I do. For instance, I have a feeling I'd like crabby's comics less if he started using, say, periods, but nearly passed out yesterday when I realized I saved a comic making the your-you're mistake.

Cub fan or Sox fan?

That's a live or die question.

Hell, if you're smart, you're probably a Mariners fan now.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[quote]I'm number one on that list baby! NUMBER ONE!

I went from being the worst newbie ever to public enemy number one against the newbie collective.[/quote]Yup, there's nothing so militant as a Recovering Newbie.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Kaufman's back! Yaaayyy!!!

Everything's going to be fine, now.

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