I actually cried looking at the Christmas window, that poor Snowman.

I assume it's a story of one man's struggle with his own humanity? The way I see it, the elf represents man's animal instict, the tree is a metaphor for the fact that humans will ultimately be their own destruction, and Santa represents.....uh.....Richard Nixon?

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Dad was flammable

I'm still recovering from the seizure.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

'Tis the seizure to be jolly,
Fa la la la lAARRGHzzzFFFtGGrrmmmmfmmmfFGZAAAAAHHH
la la la la.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."