Well, she asked for it ...

[ Posted comic does not exist ][Click to view comic: 'C's New Look']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

it's been a while since i entered a contest but these rules are fuckin great so i thought i'd make fun of everyone on my favorites list who i know to have at least one sucky comic. (this used to be in alphabetical order by victim, and it may still resemble this)

[Click to view comic: 'The Apes of Wrath'][Click to view comic: 'The Apes Of Wrath']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 78: My First Stab at a Contest (God this sucks...)'][Click to view comic: 'CC 78: My First Stab at a Contest (God this sucks...)']

[Click to view comic: 'The Wisdom of Allah'][Click to view comic: 'The Wisdom of Allah']

[Click to view comic: 'Doggy'][Click to view comic: 'Doggy']

[ Posted comic does not exist ][Click to view comic: 'The Cap'n and Rock']

[Click to view comic: 'religos paper clip'][Click to view comic: 'religos paper clip']

[Click to view comic: '? Gabe.'][Click to view comic: '? Gabe.']

[Click to view comic: '2 men in a cave'][Click to view comic: '2 men in a cave']

[ Posted comic does not exist ][Click to view comic: 'coppers']

[Click to view comic: 'Space waster'][Click to view comic: 'Space waster']

[Click to view comic: 'Missle'][Click to view comic: 'Missle']

[Click to view comic: 'Yee-haw!'][Click to view comic: 'Yee-haw!']

[Click to view comic: 'Destruction of Earth for a price'][Click to view comic: 'Destruction of Earth for a price']

[Click to view comic: 'anon ymous'][Click to view comic: 'anon ymous']

[Click to view comic: 'The Non-Mad Scientist At The Aquarium.'][Click to view comic: 'The Non-Mad Scientist At The Aquarium.']

[Click to view comic: 'Fighting with your brother'][Click to view comic: 'Fighting with your brother']

[Click to view comic: 'Fight Night'][Click to view comic: 'Fight Night']

[Click to view comic: 'Journey Mandate'][Click to view comic: 'Journey Mandate']

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Here Chicka, this one's for you.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]
[Click to view comic: 'My Edible Television']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'I'm too busy skydiving!'][Click to view comic: 'I'm too busy skydiving!']

[Click to view comic: 'The mind is an interestng thing.'][Click to view comic: 'The mind is an interestng thing.']

[Click to view comic: 'Reasons To Use Your Own Razor'][Click to view comic: 'Reasons To Use Your Own Razor']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]
[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I think it's supposed to be better.

Another bad pun.
[Click to view comic: 'IF THEY WERE COPS!']
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Note; DONT USE THE NARRATION BOX IN ALL THREE PANELS!!!

[Click to view comic: 'ooh baby, hey...who is out there?']
[Click to view comic: 'ooh baby, hey...who is out there? (after comic 979, CC121)']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[Click to view comic: 'Al meets bill']
[Click to view comic: 'Al meets bill (after 7513, for CC 121)']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[Click to view comic: 'My Week']
[Click to view comic: 'My Week']

[Click to view comic: 'SoapLife part1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC121: SoapLife part1']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'stupid gay people.']
[Click to view comic: 'stupid gay people.']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay, it's over. Sorry, the end! First of all, we'll do the stuff we've just got to do. Without mentioning specific comics, I'll give the "broke rule #4" awards to the following:

[list]
[*]JrnymnNate
[*]kaufman
[*]DexX
[*]Mr_Jass
[/list]
Yep! And then I'll give the "these were funny but not funny enough to win" awards to:

[list]
[*][u]Waazzappp[/u] improved by Big Evil Dan
[*][u]003[/u], [u]Open Mike Night[/u], [u]Untitled[/u] improved by ObiJo
[*][u]Jesus really IS our all-mighty lord and savior![/u] improved by kaufman
[*][u]Amateur hour at Hell's Comedy Improv Club[/u] improved by kaufman
[*][u]The Ex-Existentialists...[/u] improved by Kajun Firefly
[*][u]Why aren't I funny... God Dammit[/u] improved by A_Chicka
[*][u]CC 78: My First Stab at a Contest (God this sucks...)[/u] improved by Mr_Jass
[*][u]religos paper clip[/u] improved by Mr_Jass
[*][u]coppers[/u] improved by Mr_Jass
[*][u]I'm too busy skydiving![/u] improved by ObiJo
[*][u]My Week[/u] improved by kramer_vs_kramer
[*][u]hoofar[/u] improved by Kajun Firefly
[*][u]fYte punch kick![/u] improved by kaufman
[*][u]mmmuuurrr[/u] improved by Kajun Firefly
[*][u]C's New Look[/u] improved by Namgubed
[*][u]IF THEY WERE COPS![/u] improved by JrnymnNate
[/list]
And within that category a special mention to lara7 for greatly improving [u]Euphoria[/u], one of my worst comics ever.

A "what the hell?" award goes to Mr_Jass for chosing the "ghost" character as an avatar for me. What the hell?

And now, the contenders....

I need to run a contest that's less fun next time. It's too hard to choose from all the entries I liked. 10 of them -- Christ. Anyway, here they are!

[list]
[*][u]A day in the afterlife[/u] improved by kaufman
[*][u]This man will never witness a bulldog eating custard.[/u] improved by JrnymnNate
[*][u]MDx2 ARE Hell[/u] improved by ObiJo
[*][u]Captain Hero and the Bird[/u] improved by Big Evil Dan
[*][u]ooh baby, hey...who is out there? (after comic 979, CC121)[/u] improved by lara7
[*][u]CC121: SoapLife part1[/u] improved by fuzzyman
[/list]
...and after agonizing over it for a long time, the the four I liked best were

[list]
[*][u]Mr Haven und die Hölle[/u] improved by kaufman
[*][u]oh no you didnt[/u] improved by kramer_vs_kramer
[/list]
... and of course the winner, which turns out to be a tie...

[u]2 men in a cave[/u] improved by Mr_Jass
[Click to view comic: '2 men in a cave']
[u]Yee-haw![/u] improved by Mr_Jass
[Click to view comic: 'Yee-haw!']

... which relieves me of the burden of having to make the decision and gives the next contest to Mr_Jass. Go for it!

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"Old" is the old new.

A worthy winner!

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Dad was flammable

Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but ...

They stole Scyess's idea!

I hope Scyess enters and wins.
I hope Mr_Jass enters and wins.
I hope I enter and win.
Or any of you who have the muse.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Those evil bastards; I would enter and show them all if a) my IQ were low enough enough to read the piece-of-shit local newspaper here, and thereby have access to the comics page, and b) their grand prize were worth more than $12.99 (plus shipping).

Call me when they're giving away a Carribean island.

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"Old" is the old new.