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How come you don't come to chat borite?[/quote]

I'm afraid to let Jesus into my heart.

Actually it's because we're forced to use AIM at work and I'm afraid it'll fight with IRC.

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What others say about boorite!

There's a Java-based IRC client on http://www.undernet.org/ you could use...

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[quote]Strange? How?
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They all had black hair with red ends. Except the bald guy who smiled too much.

Generally, I'm scary enough to scare people simply by saying hi.
They seemed to be impressed by my celebrity status of being in various independent movies (most recent "Poor White Trash") and the fact that I was actually managing to move out of Missouri.

Only if they're under 25. His name is Robert, he's about 5'10", 120lbs, blonde hair, green eyes. But he's 17.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

Looks like someones pulling the old "I'm gay, so lets just be REALLY good friends" trick.

Is there any way I can buy these "movies" online? ;-)

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Dad was flammable

Going for the Young Republican look?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Don't go!

I went last night for the first time (2nd time ever on IRC, sadly), and got kicked! Something about not being on topic, I think. Organized chat! Phooey!

However, if you're regularly on AIM, Boo Radley, that would be all the motivation I'd need to end my anti-AOL strike, and reinstall it. You are that mag of a bast.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

DragonXero kicked me several times, but it's because they were being elitest bigoted irc/music nazis.

I doub't you were kicked for being off topic, seeing as that has been anything from dcomposed's breakfast to "'Do not eat rocks; they will hurt your teeth and gums.' Book of the Bloody Obvious Ch 3:11"

Well, fuck them then! I'm kicking someone too! But in the ass! Right in the ass, motherfuckers!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Did I sound tough right there?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Looks like someones pulling the old "I'm gay, so lets just be REALLY good friends" trick.[/quote]

Somehow, I doubt it, considering he was checking out guys at the mall with me not two days ago. That and if you met him, there'd be no doubt in your mind that he is gay.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

Haven't you seen my pictures? With a body like mine, I could turn any man gay.

Right Andy?

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Dad was flammable

Haven't you seen my pictures? With a body like mine, I could turn any man gay.[/quote]The unholy offspring of Dr. Pedantic and Boonerism Spird would point out that you meant to say you could turn any gay man's stomach.

I won't do that though.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'll just call you a shit eater.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Cure for hiccups?

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

sn is umbcref

And if ever a mag bast there was, a mag bast is you, because of the magnificent things you do. You bastard.

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What others say about boorite!

Has anyone ever noticed that French people pronounce "cooking" as "cocaine"? I was watching a cooking show today and I could have swore the man said "Happy cocaine".

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

I'm sure that dirty French man meant "Happy cocaine".

The Welsh have 52 different words for "Lose".

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Dad was flammable

One of those words is cuntsplash.

Something happened. I'm too lazy to spend half my life on the Stripcreator message boards. Plus I have to use a VPN when I connect to work, and sadly SC is a banned site on our companie's intranet, thus I can't get to it while connected.

But as soon as they finish getting this damn DSL line installed and I have my router, I'll be able to have a lovely, non VPN PC by my side with which I shall be able to connect through with no problems. I hope.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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It's the Fuzzybunny!

It will steal your soul.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Neovid, you honest to god frighten me sometimes.

Good.

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"I'm incredibly cute."

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"I'm lovable."

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"I can look into your mind."

The Origin of the Fuzzybunny: They were created to represent one of the Clans in the new version of Battletech. No kidding.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Listen to what I'm trying to hook up to my computer: [list][*]2 floppy drives [*]a dvd rom drive [*]a cd-rw drive[*]2 monitors[*]2 tvs[*]an inkjet printer[*]a laser printer[*]a scanner[*]a vcr [*]a dvd player [*]a 3/4 inch player[*]2 8mm players[*]a playstation [*]an atari [*]a record player [*]a cassette player [*] an 8-track player [*] a cd player [*]an external modem [*]a 5 and a quarter drive[/list]

Can I do it? Probably fucking not. But if I do, Juan Yall sucking some dick.

Right now I'm lookinf for some kind of hub so I don't have to flip my towers everytime I want to mess with the ports. I may just end up making one since my uncle has a woodshop.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hey Obi;
I saw this workstation advertised on E-Bay. Think this is what you're looking for?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"