Final entries for the day:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 147: Astronauts Sing, Ride Space Rail']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 147: Iraq Warns U.N. Weapons Inspectors'] (is this rules-compliant?)
[Click to view comic: 'CC 147: U.S. Orders Battle Staffs to Kuwait']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 147: Wallet Returned After 27 Years — With $37 Still In'] (last word of the title is "inside")
[Click to view comic: 'CC 147: Five Things We Know About the D.C.-Area Sniper']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 147: SpongeBob Gaypants']

Now that is one crush video I wouldn't mind seeing!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'Is it really good-bye for Kyle? (CNN.com, Oct. 12)']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'Snuff maker's settlement could be a first (CNN.com, Oct. 12)']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'Space station plumbers finish work (CNN.com, Oct 12)']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 147: Congress Authorizes Broad Mandate']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 147: Sniper at Large, Living With Anxiety']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Yet another washingtonpost.com sniper article:

[Click to view comic: 'Puzzle Missing Many Pieces']

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[Click to view comic: 'AOL's Self-Expression Upgrade']

This is actually dated the 11th, I think, on the Washington Post website. Oh, well.

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

I considered these...

[u]Space station plumbers finish work (CNN.com, Oct 12)[/u] by israphael outhouse.

[u]Sniper Causes Fox Studio to Rethink Film's Debut [/u] by Big Evil Dan "ethical dilemma"

[u]CC147: Nicolas Cage Sells Comic Books for $1.6 Million[/u] by deucepm "Yeah. I figure you owe me money ..."

[u]CC147: FBI to Offer "Graphic Aid" (AP)[/u] by evil_d "All I'm saying is, hysterical laughter is really distracting..."

[u]Snuff maker's settlement could be a first (CNN.com, Oct. 12)[/u] by israphael -esoterically dark.

[u]w/o Warning - Dozens missing in Chechnya blast (CNN.com) [/u] by Mack_J "I bought more beer..."

[u]CC 147:Fur Flies in Critter Crowd Over Fate of Feral Felines[/u] by Scyess "-- let's get this right in the next take before the acid wears off."

[u]CC 147: Jury Awards $2.2 Billion To Victim of Diluted Drugs[/u] by Scyess "kick his ass out of my court."

I laughed most at kaufman's...

[u]Fear Comes to Prince William (Wash. Post, Oct. 11)[/u] by kaufman
[Click to view comic: 'Fear Comes to Pr. William (Wash. Post, Oct. 11)']

[b]Congratulations, kaufman and thanks to those in the critter crowd who contributed.

You all may have found other strips humorous but, as a judge of only complying entries, I can not make honourable mention. So... feel free to give your colleagues recognition.[/b]

Hmmmm.... I'm 2-for-2 with Royal Family refs. Will need to remember that. New rules tonight.

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It's too bad this contest had to end so soon.

[Click to view comic: 'Meat producer recalls 27.4 million pounds of deli products']
[Click to view comic: 'Falwell apologizes for 'Muhammad was a terrorist' comment']

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Northeast/10/13/meat.recall.ap/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/South/10/14/falwell.islam.ap/index.html

(The second article doesn't use the headline I used, but that's the headline it was linked with on the front page.)

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!