Damn, well, at least I tried.
[Click to view comic: 'CC 161 - Epilogue.']

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The world is full of crazy people. That is good, because then I wont be the only one.

Yet again, I get my mention...it is ok, I didn't really deserve this one...congrats, you ratfucking asseater

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

FFS. Somebody post a new contest.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I don't know. I find it kind of appropriate (and bathetic) that UnknownEric is running an UnknownContest. As far as I know, I may have already submitted a few entries.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

If he pulls a bonwag I get dibs on the next CC.

It's not a dibs situation. If he's a no-show, Scyess declares a runner-up.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

But Devin - he - I mean - boobies - I - he - whatever.

Boinky, you fool, you fell for that whole "dibs" bit? Devin only won because he slept with the judge.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

D'OH!!!!!

I get sick with the flu, and THAT'S when I win one of these. A zillion apologies. New contest up now.

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I has a flavor!

Yeah, that's what they all say. They all say Doh.

You know, it's true. It really, really is.

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exit, pursued by a bear