Oh, to have been a fly on the wall.
Of course, the other possible theory is that we use Tobor as a way of exploring our secret gay fantasies in a socially acceptable manner.
But enough about boinky33.
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.