...pockets, a fashion which has become very popular in...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...the Kerguelen Islands, where the penguins...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

... making love in a Porta-Pottie ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...have been known to reach velocities of over 300 mph simply by...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

... injecting nitrous oxide into the cylinders, thus causing ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...extreme flatulence, resulting in...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

. . . a powerful but repulsive propellent that causes both acceleration and groan-inducing relief while also . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...providing a new game for the penguins: "Explode a shit in the bird watcher's eye from 40 yards and win a fish"...

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... which oddly enough is the name of the new reality show that the Fox network is premiering in the fall ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...right after their blockbuster series "How to Become Interested in Watching People You Don't Know Do Stupid Stuff," which is the show credited with making "reality" TV a hit, along with due acknowledgements to Satan and...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

. . .Bette Midler, who as we all know has long been Lucifer's right hand man, er, woman, ruthlessly dominating the . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...........Osbournes and Rosanne Barr, who incidently ate 5 gallons of beans which caused........

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not_Scyess ate my Sig.

...the commodities market to rise, as bean futures skyrocketed, much to dismay of...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...the people who use the expression "these _____ are worth beans," because now they have think up another idiom, something along the lines of...

..."These _____ are worth as much as Wirthling's...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

... ass", which is non-existent due to it being cut off in a ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...terrible spelunking accident in the famous caves of...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...Tora Bora, the home of famous terrorist...

... wombats, a vicious species known mostly for its tendency to...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

. . . gnaw off an enemy's face while singing selections from Hello Dolly, the worst musical in history because . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

... it endorsed ...

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

. . . The idea that Barbara Streisand is talented, which everyone knows is patently false because . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

... drag queens ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...are her only fans, probably because of her frilly...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... neck fringes, which she expands when threatened ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."