Had to share.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Settle down Gabe!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'd like to point out that I haven't been to Scotland lately.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Officers from Gayfield police station attended and found the 33-year-old committing the offence.

Gayfield?! what the hell do they expect!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Learn Scottish.

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Dad was flammable

The Wisdom of Supermodels

Don't bother applying. It isn't anywhere near as good as it sounds.
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Who knew it wasn't about designing camera mounts used to film people masterbating?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[b]Oldest Known Penis Is 100 Million Years Old
[/b]
I didn't think Wirthling was that old.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Brushes with fame.

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What others say about boorite!

Uh... a 1mm animal producing a 10mm sperm? That's like one of us ejecting a 60 foot long eel from our loins. Scary picture...

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I haven't had brushes with fame so much as been up to my lower lip in the famous and near famous for years. It's part of my gig. I can tell you this:

THE FAMOUS: A lot of them were some of the nicest people I've ever met.

THE NEAR FAMOUS: What a load of baselessly arrogant twats.

Thank you,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Evolution of the Eye

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Medical researchers manage to make flies give homosexual blow jobs. I'm not kidding. Check it out.

fruit fly head

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

[quote]Medical researchers manage to make flies give homosexual blow jobs. I'm not kidding. Check it out.

fruit fly head

[/quote]

Finally! A suitably sized mate for gabe's unit!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ah… Scots

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Cools space stuff.

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/space/09/19/crab.nebula/index.html

Does this get anyone else hot?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]Cools space stuff.

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/space/09/19/crab.nebula/index.html

Does this get anyone else hot?[/quote]
Cool stuff.

Here is the movie for those who don't want to pay CNN for a stream:

http://www1.msfc.nasa.gov/NEWSROOM/news/video/2002/video02-233.html

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[quote][quote]Cools space stuff.

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/space/09/19/crab.nebula/index.html

Does this get anyone else hot?[/quote]
Cool stuff.

Here is the movie for those who don't want to pay CNN for a stream:

http://www1.msfc.nasa.gov/NEWSROOM/news/video/2002/video02-233.html[/quote]
How did I get that for free if you have to pay?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Have you purchased a RealOne Superpass, maybe?

When I try to watch the CNN video, I get this:

http://smilparse.real.com/showcase/promo/default/cnn/3rd/usv3/popup.html?case=no_cookie&pid=cnn_wvid&src=CNT.cnn.0.0.0.cnnv1&url=tech%2F2002%2F09%2F20%2Fvon.crab.pics.nasa.exclude.html

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I buy nothing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Tobor related?

My ‘hood in the news!

gabe in Japan?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You Are Here!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Funny stuff.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[quote]gabe in Japan?
[/quote]"Seeking goats is easier and they don't protest like women. And I didn't need to pay," he was quoted as saying.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Better movies of that neutron star...

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