I demand mam sacks.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You'll be wanting Andy Dougan's mam, then. She'll sack you dry!

(Okay, that's an Irish accent, not a Sottish one, but I couldn't resist.)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

no boobs!

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

No meaning yes, so make with the boobs already!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

No meaning yes, so make with the boobs already![/quote]

Maybe she means she has no boobs

No meaning yes, so make with the boobs already![/quote]

Maybe she means she has no boobs[/quote]

of course I've got boobs. I meant I surely not showing any boobs.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

No meaning yes, so make with the boobs already![/quote]

Maybe she means she has no boobs[/quote]

of course I've got boobs. I meant I surely not showing any boobs.[/quote]The defensive posture of a Carpenter's Dream. (to those who don't know: Flat as a board and easy to nail.)

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

shut up,HCRoyall, and go queef some place else.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Awwww... Did I hurt the widdle retard's feelings?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

At least we have an explanation as to why she won't show her boobs: she has none to show. No wonder she can't et a boyfriend; with her personality, boobs would be the only thing to attract a guy to her.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Seriously.

35 pages?

THIRTY-FIVE PAGES????

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Boobs

by Tripod

I typed my own name into an internet search engine,
And all I got was boobs.

There goes my day again.
There goes my day again.
What's a man supposed to do?

No matter what I type into the damned search engine,
All I get is boobs.

There goes my day again.
There goes my day again.
All I seem to ever get is boobs.

Every day I have the purest of intentions,
But I get ambushed by this time-wasting invention.
(Time-wasting invention...)
I'm not talkin' 'bout the net, I'm talkin' 'bout boobs.

[instrumental break]

Every day I have the purest of intentions,
But my life's turned into one great big boob convention.
I both mean the boobs are big and it's a big convention.

Boo-oo-oo-oobs, boo-oo-oo-oobs.
Boob-boob-booby-doo-doo-doo.

There goes my day again.
There goes my day again.

These days when I'm on the net,
I just cut the crap and type in "boobs".

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[quote]Seriously.

35 pages?

THIRTY-FIVE PAGES????[/quote]
Phreaky's just jealous there aren't 35 pages dedicated to her breasts.

Sorry girlie, but we don't hound good looking girls to show 'em.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I might.
But in either case BLT
So us yer' gawd damned knockers!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Why don't we make a good example and post our weenises first.

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I dumb :D

Only the man I marry will see my weenis.

I go visit the boonies for a week and have to spend an hour catching up on posts. Most of it spent on this thread. I am amazed. Shocked and horrified. Mostly amused.

Boobs.

Because we aren't trying to apologize with a show of breasts in exchange for forgiveness in being a bitchy, hateful individual who writes shitty poetry.

Mammolithic Mamyams.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Online somewhere is a pic of my boobs. Find it, since you like googling my name.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

It would help if you gave us the names of your boobs.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

bltsandwich17, of course. Though, I doubt you will find it without the url.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Ah, so you only have one boob. And you gave it a horrible online moniker as a name. I can see why you're reluctant to show it.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

She calls the big one "Bitey."

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I has a flavor!

But not here. The point? Made.

Fuck you. Post it.

Awuh? A, no. B, fuck no. C, when exactly did I say I liked googling your stupid "LOL, i namd misef after fewd i dont lyk!" name? D, for the record I've never googled your name.

Hmm. Let's just review shall we?

*sigh*

Boneless sacks of milky jello.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Couldn't find boobs, but I did have fun laughing at your shitty artwork.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.