does not commonly occur, though it does change your life ...

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This is my signature.

...in ways that are life-changing, if uncommon...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

. . . an occassionally uncommonly life-changing in a rare and existence-altering kind of way, much like . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...those things that change your life and, yet, are less common than, say...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...the petrified poop of Pope Pius XXIX, displayed proudly in the Museum of Bodily Functions in Hoboken New Jersey, where you can also see...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...everything, man -- the way the camera angle is you can see everything -- and then when Sharon Stone is in that one scene with Bruce Willis if you freeze frame about eight seconds in you can just catch a glimpse of...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

. . . Jimmy Hoffa, forever putting to rest the question of . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...just who did write House of Leaves...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

... which I always confuse with House of Mirth due to my obsession with Gillian Anderson's ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . incredibly tasty . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...brain, which is the finest I've sampled in many years of brain-eating zombiehood, but not as fine as...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

... the brains of SUV drivers, much prized due to their small size and rarity ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . as many SUV drivers do not have a brain at all and have in place of one a tiny nugget of . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...Corn Nuts, the hardest substance in the known universe, if less dense than...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... Wirthling's fruitcake ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...persona, which causes everyone to treat him like...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...Carrot Top, who shocked his fan(s) by...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...skull fucking his grandma and saying...

...that he enjoys the odd weekend away in Switzerland, which is most notable for its over powering stench of cheese and...

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

...yodeling...

. . . as well as the incredible ability of it's citizens to smoke absurd mountains of hash yet retain the capacity to . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

... to go to war with anyone who even just looks at them funny ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...mostly because they like to show off their military might and Swiss Army Knives, complete with special tools like...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... ten foot long diesel powered vibrator ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...spoons, and although one has to wonder why anyone would make ten-foot-long spoons that vibrate, they seem to be really popular in...