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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

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What others say about boorite!

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What others say about boorite!

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

How does a donut beat hot chicks in skimpy umpire uniforms?

Hot chicks were skinny. Donut makes them fat and no longer hot.

But erectile dysfunction beats the last piture.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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obscenity filter is off

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What others say about boorite!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Our island is bigger.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

Megalomaniacal pro-big-business monarchist wanker destroys previously cool country.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Tasty beer saves Australia once again. Huzzah, you Aussie fucks!

Whiskey makes the pain go away faster.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Where the "whiskey" drowns and the beer chases my blues away...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

That's the best thing I've ever seen.

And I've seen a lot of shit.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

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