...conjoined twin's fore-head making it very hard to...

...do the Bartman...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...without first using several rubber bands, a crowbar, and a penguin to...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...release the pressure that has been slowly building up in...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

...that weird 50 year old septic tank that looks like it's gonna...

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No.

...give birth to a new form of mystreious life, that...

...perhaps hasn't had the time to recover from the sexual escapades involving three full spools of dental floss, a hammer, and a british-talking bird that...

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

..had the biggest wart,right on it's...

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No.

...Adam's apple...

..which caused a severe breakout of chlamydia,AIDS,gonnorhea,and...

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No.

Attica ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

...but whats stranger is...

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I mean this in a Non racist,sexual,or threat to kill your family way!

..all the different kinds of diseases in the universe culminated into one gigantic disease that would be called...

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No.

...Andy's Maw...

...who had a face like a bulldog chewing a bag of wasps in mayonnaise, which...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...witches switch with Miracle Whip in sandwiches, which...

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What others say about boorite!

causes noxious...

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

...sons of bitches
to drop their hammers, saws and nails
and set off after running sails
that rise on Greenwich harbour's waters
...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...all the friggin' time, which always ends in...

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...and orgy with Florence Henderson and Martha Rae, which actually turns out to be really good, until...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...Anna Nichole Smith shows up asking whos ready to back that ass up....

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

..right into a dolphin gym....

...where hard drives never crashed and bottle-nosed dolphins were trained to...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...cook burgers at Wendy's as community service because the judge found them guilty of...

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

A Salt With A Deadly Pepa, generally considered to be the worst album in Salt n Pepa's catalog, yet preferable to the sounds of...

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I has a flavor!