When Arafat's aides were asked yesterday if he was close to death, they said "Only God knows the answer to that." Yay! I'm God!

I think he's going to come back like Robocop did. He wasn't technically 'alive' either.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

There's a big controversy about where to bury Arafat. Looks like he's going to wind up on Seti Alpha 5.

The adventure continues.

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What others say about boorite!

If Arafat's plane crashed on the border of Israel and Palestine, where would they bury the survivors?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.