[quote]If I told you would you believe me?
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If he told you the exact same thing, would you believe him?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Can you believe any of his lies?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Is this thread still going?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Is your brain even functioning?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Is functioning even an option when referring to his brain?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Would this make an effective campaign poster?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Is that suppose to be funny?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Wouldnt that campaign poster only hit the cult tentacle-rape audience and leave the rest of the fetishes rather cold?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Major voting block. Trust me. I'm pro tentacle-rape and I vote!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Couldn't you manage to say that in the form of a question, crabface?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Aren't questions overrated?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

[Click to view comic: 'Why?']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Why can't you agree that Hugh Grant is a decent actor?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Is Hugh Grant a good actor?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Why is everyone so hot and bothered about some British schmuck who stars in lousy movies?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Crabface? Fuck you?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

wouldnt it be better to fuck yourself?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

have you ever tried both simultanously?

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what if nigger meant kite

Aren't you that she-male?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

would you like to find out?

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what if nigger meant kite

Are you high?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

If your left leg was christmas and your right leg was Thanksgiving, could I meat you between the holidays?

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I dumb :D

Arent you the pathetic loser with lame-ass lines/

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Why do you even have to ask? Isn't it obvious?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Can't you ever be anything besides a Mike Hunt?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"