Tough choice... I decided that smarm's was a tad on the weak side but was picked up well by BigFrank, while Flick and Eric's two were a bit more consistently good. Both good entries, though.
I vote for UnknownGuy.
--- This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.
--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
E-flick! 