hurt Hard Castle and McRoyall
heal DragonNaught

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what if nigger meant kite

HURT - Jesus
HEAL - DragonXero (do I get another blowjob now?)

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Well, hello, ladies. We have a tie for first, between HotRodDeathToll and DragonXero. not_Scyess is not_Alive. matclarke, you voted to hurt him after he was already dead, so no county your votey.

ALIVE
DragonXero - 9
HotRodDeathToll - 9
FinnNYC - 8
matclarke - 7
ArtemisStrong - 7
biped - 6
HCRoyall - 5
Zaster - 5
areallystupidguy - 4
Jesus - 2
flickguy - 1

DEAD
12. not_Scyess
13. cpausti
14. basic

I've got a license to kill.

[color=green][b]Hurt flickguy
Heal HCRoyall[/b][/color]

ALIVE
DragonXero - 9
HotRodDeathToll - 9
FinnNYC - 8
matclarke - 7
ArtemisStrong - 7
biped - 6
HCRoyall - 6
Zaster - 5
areallystupidguy - 4
Jesus - 2

DEAD
11. flickguy
12. not_Scyess
13. cpausti
14. basic

Hey, it's almost Thursday (and for some of you it already is!) so TGIAF! I've been asleep since 4:30 pm. I'm going back to bed, maybe. COMMENCE!

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Nail Jesus back on his cross and heal DX.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

hurt DX
heal Stupidguy

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I wait for the grim reaper. :(

Hurt matclarke
Heal biped

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Hurt hotrod
Heal Jesus
Blow artemis

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Isn't Jesus dead?

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I'd like to thank the Academy for letting me die early on but not first.

Since I'm taking a few moments out of writing my book to check on the rest of the world, I'll also cast a vote.

Hurt cpausti (for delivering the fatal blow)
Heal kaufman (for being one of the people who tried to keep me alive)

Now back to writing...

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This is not my empire.

heal Zaster, for i still love him despite his infidelity

hurt biped, for twisting the knife into me in H&H1

console cpausti

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what if nigger meant kite

Hurt ArtemisStrong

Heal areallystupidguy

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

HURT JESUS
HEAL AREALYSTUPIDMAN

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obscenity filter is off

kaufman isn't in this one, dude.

Damn, my nemesis is defeated... who do I hurt now?

Ah, fuck it...

Hurt areallyouchyguy
Heal AmbulanceDeathToll

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

It's been brought to my attention that I'm an idiot.
(As in, I didn't double-check my choices before hitting the "submit" button.)

So...

I now hurt FinnNYC
and heal DragonXero.

(For similar reasons to my earlier selections.)

Thanks to {you know who you are} for the PM.

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This is not my empire.

HURT - Bi-Ped
HEAL - Fin,NNYC
RIM - Dragon: X.E.R.O.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Hurt hotrod
Heal Finn
Give oral to Artemis

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

JESUS HATH BEEN STRUCKETH DOWN!!! The almighty DRAGONLORD WITH XERO SOULS has risen to power!

ALIVE
DragonXero - 9
HotRodDeathToll - 8
FinnNYC - 7
HCRoyall - 6
Zaster - 6
ArtemisStrong - 5
matclarke - 5
areallystupidguy - 4
biped - 3

DEAD
10. JESUSSANDWICH
11. flickguy
12. not_Scyess
13. cpausti
14. basic

I'm gonna turn the round eight (or so) keys and:

[color=green][b]hurt HotRodDeathToll
heal biped[/b][/color]

ALIVE
DragonXero - 9
FinnNYC - 7
HotRodDeathToll - 6
HCRoyall - 6
Zaster - 6
ArtemisStrong - 5
matclarke - 5
areallystupidguy - 4
biped - 4

DEAD
10. JESUSSANDWICH
11. flickguy
12. not_Scyess
13. cpausti
14. basic

Hey everybody! With the holiday season just beginning, I figured we should be nice and give gifts.

GIFTS OF PAIN!! HURT-ONLY ROUND!!*

Thank Goodness it's Friday!

*Blowjobs, rimjobs, rusty trombones, and turkey punches are permitted.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

hurt Finnnyc

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Hurt HotRod.

Blow DX after rimming biped.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Hurt mat
Reciprocate HC's lovely gesture of friendship. And gay sex.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

hurt Finnesota

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what if nigger meant kite

HURT DRAGONx

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obscenity filter is off

MONKEY PUNCH MANDINGO *SMACK*

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obscenity filter is off

hurt twofoot

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

you broke my heart, Fredo

you broke my heart

*SMOOCH*

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what if nigger meant kite