As usual, Ivy delivers on the boobies.
Hooray for Ivy!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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What if "snakes" meant "big, veiny drifter cocks" and "on a plane" meant "pounding your mom's ass"?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What if "on" meant "in" and "a plane" meant "your boss's desk"?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

What if "snakes" meant "sebra" and "on a plane" meant "is awesome?"

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What others say about boorite!

It might make it to Cannes, but I doubt Hollywood will ever pick it up.

OMFG ONE DAI LEFFT LEWL!!!1

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!?!!11

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

That first pic was of the fat black guy from Nick getting bitten by a snake, but apparently now you need to visit celebritywonder for 200k celebrity pictures. Snake haters... :-(

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

The Snakes on a Plane soundtrack actually seems to sound pretty good...

I can honestly say in all the times I've thought about Snakes on a Plane, not once did I think about a soundtrack.