Fuck you, my escort was the best car I ever had in my life. The only reason I had to get rid of it was that my now husband got it impounded. Escorts can be great cars if you treat them right.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. He just specified he didn't want to be "assraped by greasy men in overalls" (thank you by the way for insulting my mother, my brother, my father, and my husband for their profession). Dealerships charge an arm and a leg to change the oil. Sending him there is pretty much like telling him to jump off a cliff - you're a bad friend for telling him to do so and he's pretty stupid if he takes your advice.
DX, take his advice on the word of mouth thing, but go to a local mechanic, they tend to have more reasonable rates. There's a reason that my husband was making so much money working at the dealership - even with paying union dues, k?
Furthermore, matclarke is right about the dye.
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Mediocrity at its most average.