[quote]You know what? I'm leaving too. Seriously.

Fuck you, squid. Fuck you in your ear. Your comics may be funny, but you've just turned into a humorless asshole who wants to dictate how everybody acts, yet can't see what a fuck he's being.

And fuck you, flate. And you know what, fuck you Tim, for being such a pussy.

I'm gone. Bye.[/quote]

It's gonna be a shitty Monday.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Yeah, what that other guy said.

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obscenity filter is off

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Here are my tits:

They're not that big, but they're luscious.

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Ohh, James.

Here, for those who may have missed it, is the deadly picture (otherwise known as "King Boorite's Bandwagon" and the dreaded "Smarmy Pisstake"), that started it all (WARNING: not safe for work):

OH, THE HUMANITY!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

Wow, I'm sorry. That picture just got me so riled up.

When I stopped coming around here a couple of years ago, it was mainly because of all the bullshit 'drama' that was going on, what with all the flame wars and personal attacks and such.

Glad to see nothing has changed.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

godDAMN it's early in the morning. too early.

i keep hearing a lot of people say these two people have a lot of power. as a designated lurker for the past year, i just don't see it and can't figure out where it came from. where is this power anyway? i would think if anyone wielded power it would be choadwarrior, biped, or fuzzyman, who all have the love and respect of everyone on the site. all i see is that the dreaded couple make a lot of random posts, make a lot of random comics, and generally do general stuff. if that's all it takes to have 'a lot of power' on strip creator, then why isn't anyone ragging on bigfrank105, dcomposed, hcroyal, crabby, lukyguess, or zaster? they all have a lot of comics and even more posts.

seeing as how i picked the wrong weekend for my coming out party, i'll just go back to lurking for another year. though i am thinking of taking bets on who will be next year's 'power couple' that gets run off. i'm thinking dcomposed and bigfrank105. just know i picked them at random. if bigfrank105 marries someone else on stripcreator, like luckyguess, then i'm changing my bet.[/quote]I was going to put this in the announcements thread, but me, BigFrank, and Zaster are having a large group joining ceremony sometime in the near future. I sure hope we don't get run off by people who think we have a lot of power and use it to bash newbs.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I've tried to keep quiet about this whole thing, but enough is enough.

Its really depressing to see regs, one of whom has been here almost since the beginning, the other has 3 years behind her, be driven away like this. Its kind of like how bunner no longer visits this site, yet 2 years ago he was here almost every day. And when's the last time anyone saw DexX? or maak? The people whom I first "knew" when I started here are no longer around, mostly because of all this shitty-ass drama that has absolutely no reason to have come about. Is it because we're all just so bored with our lives that we have to start shit for no reason?

I rarely post in the forums anymore, mostly because I am worried about what will be said in response to my posts. I had problems with a few members awhile ago, and it looks like they're still there (the problems AND the members), and passing it on to others.

I would say a final 'farewell', but I still enjoy talking to several people in IRC. I guess this is a final 'no more comics' post, and a 'I'll rarely post in the forums anymore' post. Great jeorb, guys.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you are tired of all drama on the forums, I suggest you all take some advice from my hero and role model, Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas:

"No no drama. No no no no drama."

Now that all of that is settled....Launchpad, quickly! To the Duck Mobile!

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Let's get dangerous!