We did that one too, ha!

Piss. Forgot the dunces cap.

PS. Jes, you're fucking fired, you damn tranny. 

Oh yeah, well WE got an actual chalkboard. Scroe for the old-schoolers!

:P

Would a tranny do THIS?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Where's your banana, you limey fruit?

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I bought bananas today! Mwah ha ha ha haaa!

gabe_billings

In me trousers. I'd have got it out, but...

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I'll be at work at the time of the big reveal. Guess I'll get caught up at 6am.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Gimme your work number and I'll call in a bomb threat.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Then we have to wait for someone with a key to the alarm to show up to let us out. Barring actually SEEING a bomb, we should "never ever" set off the alarms.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think we should get bonus points because that's actually my hard hat. Though boorite wouldn't put on a bikini so let's just call it even.

I TOOK YOUR CONTEST AND I FUCKED IT!

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The SCUNT is officially over. I've tallied the entries, and it turns out I've won. My pictures were so much better than yours it's not even funny. So good, in fact, that even looking at them would probably break your feeble little minds, so I'll spare you.

Sorry, suckers. YOU ARE TEH LOSE!

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While the judge is considering our entries, I would just like to call his attention to one thing.

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/eatitbilllingz.jpg[/IMG]

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Seriously, though, I have to put the kid to bed and then I'll count everything up. Should have results by 9ish. If you get entries in by then I'll count them, instead of being a bastard and sticking to the 8pm rule.

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8pm? We've still got 12 hours?

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gabe_billings

By international folk I meant you, tweedle-dee.

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Ok, that took a little longer than I thought. But the final scores are in.

1st place - Screw the Doorknob 215 pts.

2nd place - Prairie Squid 210 pts.

3rd place - Rugs Not Drugs 130 pts.

Good job everyone!

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That's nice, but where's the pictures? Are you going to post them or are we going to just have to assume that people really did earn those points? I didn't make boorite look retarded for nothing you know!

Disregard my last post. Apparently Firefox is not only a laggy piece of "not responding" shit, but it also is a non-refreshing piece of shit no matter how many times I click refresh.

I miss IE.

I know what's going on this year's christmas cards...

FIX!

Any chance of getting to see all the entries?

Oh, and FIX!

First the ending time and now this? Don't you British people read?

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First the fix, and now this? Don't you Americans update the scoresheet?

PS. Irish.

See my previous entry on Firefox being a non-refreshing piece of shit. Gabe posted all the entries last night.

PS. Republic or Imperial? 

Moh! Piece of crap browser.

PS. Imperial.