Meth is totally legit. You, like, snort it or whatever, and then you clean your living room really well.

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crabby

You can find my hilarious winning comic along with some other funny psots inside if you follow the link.

Sorry things have been going slow, for those of you paying attention please bug the people who haven't voted or who haven't posted comics. Again, sorry for the delay on my part and I'll do my best to keep up on it as best I can.

Good luck to both strippers and vote on the two open matches if you haven't voted yet.

 

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I'm all for making this go faster. Whatever makes you people make comics and vote quicker works for me. Gabe has nothing better to do than show up one day and complain it's going slow even when he doesn't have the decency to vote in every round of the contest. Thanks for keeping up asshole.

If you look at the history of these cups they move at a glacial pace. The last one took 4 years to finish. I'm sorry for my recent 4 days of not updating it and I promise to do ebtter in the future. Until then jsut do more meth and make your comics and vote faster.

crabby

Hey, captain asshat.  You declared a winner 12 hours after the second comic was posted.  You move too fucking fast.  Except when you're moving too god damned slow.  Can you just fucking move just at the right speed?  I bet if I came over to your house to break in and eat your porridge, it'd either be way too hot, or totally cold.

Seriously, back in the old days, we wouldn't stand for this shit.  I've seen men disemboweled with sporks for less than moderating a contest too quickly. 

Your days are numbered.  I know where you live.

In a general sense.  Somewhere in the greater Chicago area.  But I'm pretty sure that with some sort of air-dispersal of weaponized anthrax I could probably hit you.  SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

 

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

BTW, I'm coming through town in a couple months.  Should we do lunch?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.