I guess the poet in me shows through,
I write poetry.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I like to drive big trucks.
And did I mention wirthling sucks?
He sucks giant donkey cock
And on his head he wears a sock.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

not quite as good as that, though...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

There once was a robot from Nantucket...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I write poetry. Maybe if I'm in a good mood someday I'll show it to somebody or even post it on my site.

(I had to dig back to find this)

I once had a pal named Gabe Billings,
who loved to receive 'dental fillings.'
He must've been hollow,
given how much he'd swallow.
Had he charged money he'd now be worth billions.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

How much of your poetry involves conflagration ?

Seriously, I think posting some of your poetry
would be very cool. We could request a section
for poetry and song, be it limericks and parodies
or whate'er.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Along the lines of Caption Mountain and
Photoshop Valley, Brad could call it
Rhyming River.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

She says that
she has ADD or
something. Maybe that's
why she writes in short
sentences.

She says that
I have it, too, but
I don't think that....

**

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]Yes, ladyj, you described him perfectly.
He hates karaoke, he's an excellent chef,
I'm sure that Lara was indeed satisfied,
his drink of choice is Jack & Coke, he [/quote]
I meant the Robin Williams/Paul Reiser/Dudley Moore/Jackie Mason thing, actually.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[quote]
I meant the Robin Williams/Paul Reiser/Dudley Moore/Jackie Mason thing, actually.[/quote]

"Nanu Nanu!"
"You ever notice how cheese is better if it's not 'individually wrapped'? Who DOES that job?"
"Hahahahaha! *hic*"
"Oy!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]
In all seriousness, Bunner is a very generous host and a nice guy who is passionate about music. Gabe is a very nice, very likable dude who manages to be completely bald and NOT look scary. Lemur is very quiet, but that's probably because the other 4 of us are loudmouthed fuckers. Lara is fun and interesting and not afraid of anything.

It was a fun meet.
[/quote]

hahaha. Yeah, I tend to not be talkative, but mostly when I've just met people--I open up a lot more after I've been around a bit and got comfortable. (Lara can vouch for this.)Plus I have a hard time talking over crowds....(and being with four people who can't shut up is definitely a factor as well...;) )

The "bunner blew lara" incident was this: lara, extremely soused, hopped into bunner's bed under the covers. Bunner took a hair dryer and blew it under the covers so as to make them warm and toasty. Lara said, "heheh, bunner blew me" like 5 or 6 times. She didn't remember this, I had to remind her of it.

I enjoyed myself, but I do wish we had more time.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

[quote]pita, why do you write
your messages in this
format? I keep expecting
it to rhyme or something.
Just curious.[/quote]
I am bad a haikus

These are great!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]The "bunner blew lara" incident was this: lara, extremely soused, hopped into bunner's bed under the covers. Bunner took a hair dryer and blew it under the covers so as to make them warm and toasty. Lara said, "heheh, bunner blew me" like 5 or 6 times. She didn't remember this, I had to remind her of it.
[/quote]

Killjoy.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Lara is also afraid of her car rolling over and over and landing in a ditch and catching fire, but that's pretty normal.

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What others say about boorite!

LadyJ sez:
[quote]
[*] Lara hopped... right into Bunner's... bed, where she... removed... her bra, got under the.... covers, and Bunner blew... her. She.... looked satisfied.
[/quote]

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"Blow me." --Mother Teresa

[quote]LadyJ sez:
[quote]
[*] Lara hopped... right into Bunner's... bed, where she... removed... her bra, got under the.... covers, and Bunner blew... her. She.... looked satisfied.
[/quote][/quote]
OR:
Lara hopped right
into Bunner's bed,
where she removed
her bra, got under
the covers, and
Bunner blew her.
She looked satisfied.

I think it was funnier the way LadyJ described it.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Jess brought up the fact that she was unable to procure the domain ladyj.com because it had already been snatched by a dominatrix from Boston who, as she so eloquently put it, had a face like a horse.

You decide.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Now, now, Dave.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I mean, Gabe.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[quote][quote]The "bunner blew lara" incident was this: lara, extremely soused, hopped into bunner's bed under the covers. Bunner took a hair dryer and blew it under the covers so as to make them warm and toasty. Lara said, "heheh, bunner blew me" like 5 or 6 times. She didn't remember this, I had to remind her of it.
[/quote]

Killjoy.[/quote]

Well, you know, I didn't want my friend's reputation besmirched just in case someone thought he literally sucked her dick....;)

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

[quote]
Well, you know, I didn't want my friend's reputation besmirched just in case someone thought he literally sucked her dick....;)[/quote]

I DO NOT POSSESS A DICK WHICH MAY BE SUCKED!!!!

(Hopefully I phrased that in a way so prevent Mr. Selective quote from having his way with me...)

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

And the feature film for the next meet is:

"Alcohol and You: Be a 'Party Smartie' and Have Fun as a Sober Skipper"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]a face like a horse.
[/quote]

More like the business end of a shovel.

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What others say about boorite!

I like the way her lower jaw protrudes further than her nose.