"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife,
So, from my personal point of view,
get an ugly girl to marry you..."

"Say, man, I saw your wife the other day...
man, is she *U G L Y !* "

"Yeah, but she sho' can cook, baby!"

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Borrowing from LadyJ

[i]The previous quotes made by me were *sarcasm*
Janeane Garofalo is rolling over in her cigarette butts right about now.[/i]

Yeesh. DO I need to hi-light it so you can read between the lines?

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

[quote]Of course, good sex and good food is an even better combination, but...

Incidentally, I am one of those rare men who can cook, though I don't do it often enough. My specialty is my satay sauce/marinade. Haven't done a satay in ages, actually... must do another soon...[/quote]

Incidentally, I am one of those rare men who is great at sex, thought, I don't do it often enough. My specialty is also a satay sauce/marinade. Haven't done a blonde in ages, actually... haven't done ANYTHING...

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Dad was flammable

I think you're right. In fact I'm sure some of them are typing one-handed.

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

I do a mean stir-fry!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I do a mean stir-fry![/quote]

My toast is world-famous.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Is it french?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bec does stir-fry to die for. I do the satay. The trick with the satay sauce is to make a stronger, hotter sauce for the marinade, then save some and add a bit more soy, coconut cream and peanut butter for a milder dipping sauce.

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[quote]I'm just wondering, since DH-01 is our token black-man, do we have anyone of the homosexual persuation in the forums? Come on, someone admit to being a lesbian......please?

I just think that if there is someone who "swings that way" then now is the time to "come out".

and, NO! before anyone says it, I'm not, okay?[/quote]

Looks like I'm the only nominee for your 'Token Fairy' position. Sorry, I'm not female.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

A homosexual Englishman? Fancy that! *evil grin*

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I thought the token fairy was what made token ring networks function...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."