Man this was a hard decision. andydougan was right -- the sort of "silent movie" effect in the template doesn't really need anything else. I think if I could, I would vote for wirthling.
But I can't! It was tough.
I the "Father McFeely" thing was almost good, but didn't quite ring a bell for me. I thought the "do unto others" bit was great, though the execution perhaps a bit muddled. Over all, not a bad comic.
The limrick sort of turned me off to pita at first, and I didn't get the "Jewish priest" bit. But the "feel like a kid again" part was pure gold. As well as the small hands.
After much debate -- most of which I've made you read even though you don't care -- I have to go with
pita
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"Old" is the old new.