I could do without the river of acid, clarkson.

I have my CD player, cassette player, and 8track player all hooked up together, should have my record player hooked up to them today.

I got my cable, vcr and tv hooked up yesterday but realized I need an RF modulator to run my dvd into my old school (non-RCA) tv. So I'm off to look for some schematics to see if I can build one myself and save some bucks. But in case I can't, for $5 I'll tell you about the kinky frequent sex I'm having with ladyj.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*tucks a five dollar note into Obi's g-string*

Go on!

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*tucks a five dollar note into Obi's g-string*

Go on![/quote]

Yeah. Ummm. If you tucked a fiver under the strings on his guitar, cool. If you tucked it into the piece of cloth covering his package, you probably mean his "b-string".

I decided to give out some details for free. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

2nd octave.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Wow... I can't believe a stripcreator regular is actually getting some!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I had some, but I lost it again.

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Dad was flammable

Some what?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

SOME!

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SOME![/quote]

Ah, we all know you married folks aren't getting any...

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

SOME![/quote]Ah, we all know you married folks aren't getting any...[/quote]*smiles knowingly and tries to look innocent*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

[quote]
Ah, we all know you married folks aren't getting any...
[/quote]

Hey, that was privileged information.

Not that she's talking about me.

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What others say about boorite!

Hey gabe, since you're back a little more often, you feel like running one of those What are the Rules contests? We haven't done one for awhile and it would be fun.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You realize of course that no one but you, kaufman and maybe wirthling would ever play it, right?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The new people might play it if we don't tell them what it is.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I bet NastyPope, itsclark, and israphael would like it too.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'll give it a go.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Cool beans.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Your wish is my command. Check out the Comic Competitions forum.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I just realized that you haven't shown your face in this competition. Made especially for you. What gives?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I got side tracked writing a 44-comic sereis. I'll get my ass over there tonight.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Am I the only one who noticed that in Attack of the Clones, Obi-Wan was good friends with a guy named Dex?

I think that officially makes me and DexX Star Wars Bracelet Buddies!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[quote]
I think that officially makes me and DexX Star Wars Bracelet Buddies![/quote]

I think being someone's 'Star Wars Bracelet Buddy' is about as fruity as you can get. That's about one step away from an 'UnderRoo's Pal'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Want to be my Underoo Pal?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

He'll give you the "Hands-on Inside" story... Hehe.

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This is not my empire.