[quote] xXxAvrilRawksxXx: OMG DO YOU KNOW AVRIL?!
TrollOrgy: Yes.
TrollOrgy: Why do you ask?
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: DO YOU HAVE HER SN?
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: YOUR PROFILE SAYS YOUR FROM NAPANEE!!
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: I LOVE AVRIL!
TrollOrgy: Um, yes, but I don't feel comfertable giving it to strangers on speed.
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: PLEASE?
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: I'LL COME SLEEP WITH YOU!
TrollOrgy: Very funny.
TrollOrgy: fuck off!
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: PLEASE!
TrollOrgy: I'm trying to jerk off to porn! Do you mind?
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: I'LL GIVE YOU A NUDE PICTURE OF ME!
TrollOrgy: I know you're tricking me or you're just retarded
TrollOrgy: Okay, I'll give you her SN.
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: YOU WILL?
TrollOrgy: It is "Leave_me_alone_you_stupid_cock_smoker"
TrollOrgy: asshole!
TrollOrgy: bitch!
TrollOrgy: slut!
TrollOrgy: whore!
TrollOrgy: skank!
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: ILL CYBER YOU
TrollOrgy: fuck off.
TrollOrgy: you disgusting sicko! [/quote]

boinky then commenced cybering with the girl, who turned out to be only twelve years old. In exchange for the sexual activity, boinky began telling her lies about Avril. The girl became smitten, as she was convinced that she was talking to Avril's best friend. (How did she get that idea? Well...let's just say that boinky told her he was.)

Unfortunately, FBI officials who were using the Patriot Act to spy on Canadian computers, caught boinky one day when he was carrying on his phony relationship, and they came to his house. boinky is currently being held with no charges or bail, and has been deemed a potential terrorist. Please keep boinky33 in your prayers.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

What?

I think it came from my idle thought of how if I was in your position (and horny enough at the time) that I might have exploited the crazy girl and then I decided to make a story out of it.

(I'm not usually that evil.)

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Ooh, Aah! I love to bump!

bumpity bump bump! bumpity bump bump! look at frosty go!

*bumps boinky with a mallot*
Knock it off, asshat. Quit dicking around.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i agree that Boinky is awesome. it amused me to read of his crass underage exploits. Cheers!

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You know you totally missed me!

AND ON

AND ON

Didn't boinky and Avril used to date?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

AND ON

Boinky, why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Fuck you.

Boinky, acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Fuck you.

This is the greatest thread of all time.

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It's grime time.